Right! If you're here, you must want to know a little bit about me. Well, I'm tall, extremely good-looking, hilariously funny, and around 66% of this sentence may be construed as fibbing (although I am tall-ish)!!

Seriously, the main point of this website is to offer an opportunity to review my portfolio of work, and to offer my services to anyone requiring website design. I've experience with hand-coded HTML, Dreamweaver, CSS, Javascript, PHP/MySQL, Flash sites / clips, SEO, graphics work (such as Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro, or Fireworks), and also Actinic Catalog.

If you're interested, I've an Electronic Commerce Applications Development OCN Level 3 qualification - unfortunately, the closest 'link-able' information about it that I can find is the Internet Skills Advanced Award at the National Open College Network site, so you're going to have to trust me on that!

Macromedia Certified Dreamweaver MX Devloper logo That lovely little Macromedia logo tells you that I'm also a Certified Macromedia Dreamweaver MX Developer, and I've thoughtfully linked it to the page at Macromedia that lists my name - what a nice, kind, self-promoting sort of chap I am!!

It's All Geek To Me!

If you're not aware of the Robert Hayden code that attempts to describe phenotype, then the following gobbledegook will mean very little to you. Don't worry, it doesn't indicate any REALLY serious psychological issues - I keep those to myself!!

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12
GO d- s+: a C+(++) UL>+++ P+>++ L+>+++ !E W+++$ N+ o K- w
!O M- V- PS++ PE-- Y+ PGP t 5+ X+ !R tv b++ !DI D++
G e* h-- r* y?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
            

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