Stuart Homfray The Weblog

George Bush Wonders How He Did It

“Phew, Donald, thank the Lord we got away with THAT one!! Ah can only think of three ways we might have done it:

1. “The folks are TOO STOOPID to see what we’re doin’
2. “Your buddies‘ ‘create an enemy to hate‘ policy worked among the fine Christian folks of middle America
3. We got a helluva lot to thank our geeky friends‘ votin’ systems for!“

I’m away from my PC for a little while at the moment, but I’d just like to thank George for his fair and balanced views (by the way, George, I’d go for option 3!).